POV: you're a Linux user
POV: you're a Linux user
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Choice 1: The Age of Dark Unity.
As the Age of the Dark Enlighement ends, you become the slave of your overlords to an even higher degree, but you think the temporary gains of security will worth it, even at the cost of losing your everything, including your body.
Choice 2: Uncertainity.
After an ultra-hard boss battle, you defeat your overlords, but also a lot of technology with them. You don't know if you can rebuild society with the information on those technologies you possess.
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Bam!
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Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!
Click. Click. Click. Click.
Whack! Whack! Whack!... -
Nah, I would spare the machine and install Linux on it
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You have to be a techno mage in order to do that.
And a good matabot is a dead matabot.
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Resistance is futile
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Distal though...
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shoots until only scraps of the machine remain
FUCK YOU TO ETERNITY, WINDOWS!
burns the scraps down
heavy breathing
AND FUCK ALL OF YOU BIG TECH