BALDURS WOKE??
BALDURS WOKE??
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"Reportedly" ? How hard would it be to verify this claim ? Now that's some investigative journalism !
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Daily Mail is a trash newspaper in the UK. It should completely be ignored as being factual.
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It’s a trash newspaper everywhere
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They went blind while researching the game, so were unable to verify it definitively.
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Their eyes got poked out
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Is it because female body types in this game are smaller than males but the penis size remains the same, so they only appear larger?
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on the feminine body models they get measured in girl inches
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Yes. A fat person penis will look smaller despite being the same size as another who is normal.
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Or is it because the devs are (secretly?) huge fans of futa?
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Lol can't handle the tiefling barbarian Futa cock, huh? Pathetic.
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Whoa. I thought you just described my lady, but she’s a futa Tiefling Druid.
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I hate that I can't tell if this is a real headline.
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Republicans always roll 1 on perception checks.
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It's genuinely hilarious that I wasn't sure if this was a real headline or not. It really does seem like the type of shit they'd write
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Can't play this game soon enough.
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It's really good.
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TIL you can hang dong in Baldur's Gate 3.
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There's 5 different types of dong to hang
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To be fair, there are only two female genital options in BG3. Both called "vulva", and the only difference is one has public hair while the other does not. If it were even remotely "woke", not only would the options be more than "innies", but they'd be more representative of realistic variance. /my2¢
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Hey game dev, hope you're okay missing your son's first steps coz we're busy crunching out those vulva options for our fantasy rpg.
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It's actually race specific, there's at least 3 vulvas, tho i wouldn't be able to tell you the differences
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Baldurs Gate, you had my curiosity ... but now you have my attention.
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What?! I just wanted to have sex with a bear, and now I find out abouy depravity like this?!
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DailyMail get don't mad about optional shit in a video game challenge (IMPOSSIBLE). Seriously, I turned the nudity off. Its one of the first things it asks you about.
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The image appears to be faked using Daily Mail's actual review of the game.
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DeathSantis bans Baldur’s Gate 3 in Florida
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This reads like a parody article.
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The headline is made up, but it's impossible to tell whether it's a joke or designed to manufacture outrage.
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If you've messed around with Skyrim, uh, mods, you'll know that these sizes bug out all the time. Probably less about being woke and more "I put 5 as a value for penis size, but 5 means different things in the male and female models"
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Hot
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Based
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”””””reportedly“““““
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Based
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How and why did someone even figure this out?
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I guarantee they were “thinking of the children” while fondling their character’s options.
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It has been well known for a while that BG allows modification to genitalia. It isn't woke bashing enough to say, BG allows someone to make a trans character. Their base doesn't give a fuck about someone playing a computer game but add in the extra feminist shtick about larger penis size and boy howdy, that's some wedge issue cultural war bullshit to flog clicks.
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Balldong's gate, changing the male ego since 2023
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WOKE? GAME? >:[
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I literally see comments in steam discussions about random games with the title "is this game woke?"
Fucking propaganda man... It's so annoying.
Tell me you're a brainwashed Reich wing media consumer without telling me you're a brainwashed Reich wing media consumer. I just roll my eyes and move on.
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Damn women be having fat cocks fr.
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Larger in size or larger in number of options?
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Yes
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This whole headline must be so confusing for its reader.
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