Now my headcanon

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The biggest problem here is the people who are convinced they know exactly who the "horrible" people are, and know a lot of people in every day life that would fit that category...
- Usually it's just homeless people or people coded as homeless people
  
  That's a funny way to describe mental illness

Just go to a Republican rally in the US and dig in.
- Seriously! Republican conventions would be like Costco for a monster that only eats horrible people.

Honestly I could just drive around my area and wait until I find someone FaceTime-ing and driving. I see about three people doing it on the way home.
I don't care if it's stop and go traffic, you don't need to be on a video call while you're operating heavy machinery.

Or if you’re a lemmymonster, you just eat landlords.

Check out “Santa Clarita Diet”. Drew Barrymore’s character can only eat people and struggles with this exact topic.

I want a self-awarewolf that seeks out rich criminals.

Westboro Baptist could sustain you for a while.

Just find a job as a prison warden, it might not be a 100% guarantee, but a lot better chances. Even better if you eat the guards instead of the prisoners

Bro had no imagination...easy.
1 you find news articles exposing awful people around.
2 break into jail, you can eat prisoners and cops
3 look up where Jeff bezzo's jet lands and wait there for him
- Not to mention the tons of fashy militia meetups and compounds. Just put up fliers like "do you hate women? Call this number!"
  Damn near Door Dash
  
  Hahahah the I completely forgot trump rallies lol

Horrible people come in all shapes and sizes.
Just walking down the street this morning I encountered racists, bigots, homophobes, people who didn't use zebra crossings, people who crossed against the lights...........
Sure -- I'd rather remove "the big bad" and "the terrible evil" but if it's a choice between eating sweet innocent kids and someone who is clearly an anti-semitic homophobic twat then I know who I would chow down on.
(This is assuming I am a monster, of course -- I am not suggesting I'd do that as a person. I have some standards).
- Just walking down the street this morning I encountered... people who didn’t use zebra crossings, people who crossed against the lights…
  "Jaywalking" was invented by automakers to shift blame away from negligent drivers. Fuck zebra crossings and lights; streets are supposed to be for people!
  If you'd want to eat people like this poor woman, you really are a monster and deserve to get eaten yourself!
  
  Jaywalking is so weird to me as a Brit. Sometimes it can be a little dangerous to cross the road, but it’s not unusual to do in cities and towns. There are zebra crossings and such, but they aren’t mandatory (although it’s always best to use them). The only roads you can’t walk on are high-speed roads like motorways, which shouldn’t be a shock. If a driver kills someone walking on the road, they’re probably at fault.
  
  I have to disappoint you, there are people sitting in those evil evil cars. Streets are for people even if they are used by cars.

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