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2y ago

Aaaaaand time to run

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Heat metal
- And this isn't even some kind of loophole or technicality. Heat metal is meant to be used on metal items enemies carry to disarm them. So this is a perfectly valid use.
  The fact that our dear nobleman went for adamantine skin instead of something more reasonable like an adamantine plate, is his fault.
  The DM didn't do their homework basically
  
  That's because this isn't from DnD. It's from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.
  This is EXACTLY how the last boss plays out before the actual final fight
  
  how would heat metal interact with skin literally made out of adamantine? pretty sure it wouldn't do much.
  Furthermore, worn items can’t be broken in DND. Ever. As in that sword wouldn’t have shattered.
  Good thing that 5e isn't the only dnd version, or heck even the only ttrpg.
  
  Even if it was plate it takes 10 min to don and 5 doff heavy armor. So that's what 50 rounds of combat taking 2d8 every round. That's on average like what 450 dmg?
  
  ... Is Sundering not a thing anymore?
  
  Pretty sure Adamantine is its own thing? Not really classified as a metal by the game?
- Now it does Bludge + Fire Damage on each atack ......

Sounds like a job for Vicious Mockery. Call in the bard!
- Your mother was a hamster!
  
  Yeah? Well your father smelt of elderberries!

Nanomachines, son.
- MGS 🙌

Any chance you can ambush him at sea? I bet that stuff makes him pretty heavy, enough to prevent him from floating...

Bard: “RULES OF NATURE!”

So, his glowing red weak spot is emotional trauma. Time to ask around in the castle where he grew up about stories from his childhood.

Standing there, you realise, you're all fucked.

How about emotional trauma?

And since it is December there is a fitting remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkgb5J_gctM
Believe me, they are going to run faster.

NANOMACHINES SON

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