You'll hack yer limb off kid!
You'll hack yer limb off kid!
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you’ll poke your eye out
you’ll poke your eye out
you’ll poke your eye out
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petaQ
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FOR GLORY!!!
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And Ralphie's parents breathed a sigh of relief that any unexpected teenage pregnancies were off the table.
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Why? If anything the risk goes up.
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It was a triple-dog dare. Refusing it would have brought dishonor to his entire house.
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"Only I didn't say 'Q'Pla'..."
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Literally just showed a Trekkie friend of mine A Christmas Story last weekend. I know what I'm sending her next...
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Oh my god, she hacked my limb off!
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It's a major award!
There's no need to put it in the front window .... what will the neighbors think?
Q u a r k s f r e e r e f i l l s l i m i t o n e p e r c u s t o m e r
A crummy commercial?!?
8th place? I thought Ralphie won the tournament.