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A Christmas Carol

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  🎶 It's Marley and Marley 🎵
  WoooOOooOoOooo
  
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  "More gravy than of grave?"
  
  "What a terrible pun! Where do you get these jokes?"
  
  "Leave comedy to the bears, Ebenezer!"
  
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  Oh, deep joy from this lil crossover. Please make more, it's helping me get in the Christmas Spirit.
  
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Jeez, you fuck one ghost and that's all anyone remembers. Nevermind that she developed a way to remove Borg DNA with transporters, or raised a genius as a single parent, but nooooooo, it's always "Beverly fucked a ghost!"

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- You've got a point.
  
  On the other hand, if I may offer a counterpoint:
  
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- We do not choose our greatest legacy, it chooses us.
  
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Topic: In Star Trek III, McCoy was essentially haunted by Spock's ghost, and thus Beverly would have found him fuckable.

Discuss.

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- McCoy? Oh yeah, I bet she had his poster on her wall while in the academy.
  
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  The "old man" hit it.
  
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She loves busting.

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- It makes her feel good.
  
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  I once met Ray Parker, Jr. I had absolutely nothing to say to him that would have been of relevance, but man did I want to ask him if bustin' still made him feel good.
  
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🎶 Would you light my candle? 🎵

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I hope Ignorance and Want left the room when it was Christmas Present's turn.

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