2y ago

Cleared of all charges

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It's such a satisfying victory (that cannot be celebrated or even brought up again)
- The only correct way to bring it up, is to hand make your wife a beautiful shoe storage rack.
  
  This guy husbands
- It's just for you and a nice gaze at the horizon. Perhaps with a morning coffee
- That's when you give her a knowing gaze and say mmhm... and then walk away and avoid her until she stops wanting to murder you.
oh, the moment she realized you were wearing her shoes
Now someone post the follow up where she twists it to make it his fault anyways
- If I didn't have to do X then I'd have time to put my shoes away (while sitting on the couch doomscrolling insta)
Image Transcription: Twitter Post
no more, no less, @42_words
my wife yelling at me about the shoes all over the floor by the back door and then her suddenly stopping mid-WORD as she realizes that all the shoes are hers might be the single greatest moment in my life thus far
- didn't notice the name until seeing this, that is indeed 42 words.
Did you count the words?
- I did. If "mid-WORD" counts as one word, we're good.
  
  "mid-WORD" is two words, but one WORD.
  
  Indeed. Depends on if you are going by English word or word-processor word count.
  Edit: Well I guess mid is more a prefix then a word. This is a conundrum indeed.
My wife would have finished the phrase and I would give her the "you don't really expect me to do that" look
I would upvote, but there’s 222 and I’d like to keep it that way.
- It's now 338 if you'd like to drop your vote in. Rattles karma tin
  
  Done.
- Ah yes, the internet, where you get downvoted for voicing that you enjoyed seeing a minor pretty happenstance
  Once got the 9999 -> 10k voted on Reddit. Super satisfying and gif'd and commented it in the same post. Predictably got nuked
- One pair of underwear???? Bro get some help
  
  The shoes I get and I'll wear jeans excessively long without a wash but damn dude change the underwear.
  
  His screen name lol.
  But seriously yeah. The guy needs help. Maybe a wife.
- I think the single pair of underwear contributes to the bachelor status, or at the very least they probably share a root cause
- I don't know about the rest of you but I'm happy dudes wearing underwear to begin with...
  
  I'm gonna be honest, I would prefer no underwear over the same pair 24/7. Unless homie is washing this shit every day, that gets gross fast.
- Guys will have one pair of shoes until they find a partner who will buy them more shoes for different occasions
  
  Can confirm.... One pair of shoes all my life, then I decided to buy two more pairs so I can actually color match my outfit when going out. What has happened to me....
  
  I have 2. The black boots and the brown boots

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