I know it's one of you guys

I know it's a joke but if this was a man posting a dildo with the same text he'd get flamed

Stupid. This dude has the cleanest dick in the country.

"Eew this penis is too clean to go inside my body" that's what this whiny bitch sounds like.

No, they totally SHOULD leave. They are clearly too filthy for this CLEAN KING.

Hey, at least you can be sure it's clean.

He'd end up disappointed that her pussy doesn't bubble during sex, anyway.

Because real men wait until marriage to masturbate

That’s just a handhold so you don’t drop it

“It's a part of me and I can wash it however fast I like!"

Mmm, soapussy ...

How else are you suppose to clean it?

Look, if there’s a more subtle cock soap, I’m all ears.

Chill he was just blowing bubbles

At least it's clean.

Soap is abrasive. His dick fucked up.

Don't kink shame.

Innocent, I'm not that big.

His penis will burn from that

Yeah leave bitch, he clearly doesn't need you

Poor dude probably just dug out the prize lol

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There was a head out alright.

I just have one question,

What did you do with the rest of the sculpted butter bust we had made for grandma's wake?

Mama Ridgeway would be proud of that clean ween!

Dont you guys have shag soap?

She must want that stank dick

How else am I supposed to lather up my dick?

Its like square cut pizza, the best slices are in the middle.

Irish Wang.

Genius