You also apparently forgot to turn on the oven. Maybe ask your doctor if you have ADHD?
10Pizzas still in the freezer?!?!
6But the house still burned down somehow
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This is why you set timers.
6Yeah if you remember
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no happenings if use oven with built in timer
4Also when your oven sends an alert to your phone when it’s done.
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Emergency room spray while trying to not to spray food with it at the same time. Anyway, all in vain.
3By the way, for the second time you've learned that you should put the burnt stuff in a properly closed bag, but still better if you take it out of the house as soon as possible. Thanks to this maybe the smell will last for fewer days.
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picks up the obsidian disc that used to be a pizza
JARVIS: "Congratulations, you have discovered a new element."
3Good news is there's barely a mess to clean up now, since that pizza is atomized.
2Time to check the batteries in your smoke alarms...
1I have the high ground moment.
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