Haha yes, good joke, by the way, have you seen these new fangled automobiles? They'll never replace the good old fashioned horse and carriage. I also hear some Austrian dickhead is making moves in Germany - hope it doesn't spark another war. Anyway, I'm off to beat my wife and suppress my emotions, because it's apparently 1920.
85Lemmy Shitpost != Facebook
54😡 2 👊 1 😂 345 💪69
31You’re just jealous of driveway
9You're not wrong.
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Got the dog and a blanket. What more could you want?
51Another dog so you can pet one with each hand.
22Or, you could pet the same dog with both hands.
3
stupid question but I've seen in American tv shows that the wife asks the husband to sleep on the couch when she's not happy with him.. is that a stereotype or does it really happen?
33Canadian confirming that the angry party leaves the bed. Usually me because I need time to think it through, get pissy and maybe a little childish, get over being pissy and childish and then go talk about it once I've realized how I was probably wrong or have come up with a way that accurately describes how I was wronged and why that makes me angry or sad. My husband is also the type that needs to think it out before talking so it works, unfortunately his process is way slower than mine.
I don't know if it is a healthy way of dealing but it works for both of us and neither of us had healthy examples of any relationship in our lives so we take what we can get
16calming down taking time to think things through sounds like a healthy relationship to me
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If my wife’s mad at me for something I said or did, she’ll sleep on the couch. -American
12Canadian here. The upset person sleeps on the couch. Rarely happens because our couch isn’t comfortable lol.
9Yes, it's true. Source: have slept on the couch once.
8I have a firm no one kicks me out of my own bed rule
7Happenens to me when i win the argument. This is not mysogony but reality. Ofc not all woman are like that.
2Yeah but you dared bring that up on the internet which makes you an incel loser
2
Well, this is my first 30 minutes on Lemmy as a Reddit refugee and this is a primer of the content quality I see. Very encouraging.
Besides, the problem with these boomer-y posts is that, in a relationship, it should be you two vs. the problem, not one against the other. In the latter case, the relationship doesn't work.
18Did the dog argue with his wife too ?
12Dogs being a bro. Dogs feel sorry for you when your upset or sad.
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What the dog doing ?
11Auditioning for new wife
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You know you don't have to listen right? Just sleep where you want to.
8You own a house. You already won even if you lost the argument.
7He's just renting.
4Proud to support my landlord’s lifestyle
3
This looks cozy. I might just cause an argument to be able to do it. Oh wait, I'm single, I can already do it. Oh wait, I live in an apartment.
5Who said you had to sleep on your own driveway?
3Ooh... Sleepover!
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Own it, king
5It's a joke, it's harmless... Why are so many people so mad about this?
5Because anything that even slightly criticizes women even in a perceived way means you're just an incel loser
-1Guess most women are incel losers too then
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Why is the fan so far away?
4It’s noisy?
1Permanently Deleted
-4Draft. The silent killer according my 100 year old grandma
6In Korea this kills thousands every year. We need to have a conversation about fans, you guys.
1
are the straights okay?
1Wife bad
-1This is misogynistic garbage. Leave this shit on Reddit where it belongs. We can do better.
-4Honestly asking, because I don't see it:
- Where is the hate for women in this? Misogyny is defined as hatred for women, right?
- You do realize relationships aren't perfect, and arguments happen, right?
8Shhhhh! 🤫
Leave them be in their bubble!
4
It’s gendered but obviously not misogynistic.
3Can't take a joke lol
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Hey guys, I'm going to make a funny!
Are you ready?
Wife bad.
-5You tried
4Ironically it's about the level of sense of humor those who would find this offensive have.
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Winning is throwing the bitch out yourself. Don't be afraid to use force either, women feel entitled to things because they're women, my wife knows I would throw her out on her ass if she tried shit like that, so she just quiets down or goes to the couch to not cause trouble. She knows better, you should teach yours better 💪, throw her out on her ass next time like the woman she is.
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