No worries. Throw some extra logs on the campfire. She will just circle it a few dozen times, get too close and burn up. Problem solved.
84Replytechnically, it isn't even murder
(for once)
37ReplyBooby traps for other races is murder.
There's legal precedent in the real world, let alone fake world.
33ReplyIf it's done with the intention of killing her, it's murder.
10Reply
The culture runs deep with this DM.
69ReplyI knew what was up as soon as I read the words "magical forest"
9ReplyGood thing it was a magical forest and not a magical realm
8Reply
Wait, I've heard this story before!
57Reply"Special."
9ReplyTime stops every time that episode is on. 😶
6Reply?
2ReplyFirefly "Our Mrs Reynolds" episode.
6Reply
This is actually one of the funniest posts I’ve ever seen on Lemmy 🤣 I kind of want to try something similar with my players now.
38ReplyDear sweet fluffy, thine wings shall forever inspire my actions.
26ReplyThat’s freaking adorable
21ReplyHow I met your mother
13ReplyHow I met your moth-er
18Reply
Where green text?
6ReplyHey, Stamets, thanks for the posts, you definitely improve my day with them
4ReplyI see no problem with this
1ReplyAm I the only one that thinks the DM was inspired by a character from the webcomic Saffron and Sage? The moth girl there doesn't have the marriage custom but does immediately crush on the himbo pyromancer.
1Reply