We’ve been ignoring the Dakotas for too long, they are spreading at an alarming rate!
105ReplyThis is cursed.
80ReplyThat's an awful lot of Dakotas. Also, Ohio really ought to be renamed Ohno.
43ReplyWhat really gets me is how you swapped Alabama and Mississippi just for kicks.
33ReplyOhno
26ReplyDid I have a stroke?
20ReplyThis map freaks me out and I don't know why.
19ReplyIt took me way too long to realize he added States not just mislabeled them.
18Replyok but where’s MASHINGTON
16ReplyOk, I don't get it.
14ReplyI have an inkling that the two Arkansas are pronounced differently. "Are-Kansas" and "Are-Can-Saw".
14ReplyFun fact, there are no US states that start with A.
14ReplyIs this what having an aneurysm feels like?
13ReplyI see Kansas, but where's Kan'tsas?
12ReplyKansas, Akansas, Arkansas was clever my guy. How would you pronounce Akansas tho? A-kansahh? Akansahh? A-Kansas? Akansas? Ahkansas? Ah-kansahh?
12ReplyShould be Kansas, Arkansas, and Cokansas.
9ReplyLooks right to me ╮(•‿• )╭
8ReplyIt just occurred to me that there are no states named East Statename.
8ReplyI did a couple of cartography classes in college and I can say this is 100% correct.
8ReplyI think you forgot that Wyoming isn't real
7ReplyThis makes my brain hurt
7ReplyHow would you like them labeled? They already have the names.
7ReplyColumbia should be Jefferson. Alternatively Columbia could be Oregon, then Oregon becomes Columbia. Cascadia would also be appropriate for either.
6ReplyCentral Dakota...
6ReplyAmerica's waistline grew a little it seems after thanksgiving
6ReplyI have to say I prefer New Mexico A and New Mexico B. It's poetic justice, as the Eastern border of New Mexico was drawn by a drunken surveyor from TX, so we're just getting back what was ours. Take a look at the map, and the history, strange, but true. Also Tennessee and Elevenessee are made for each other.
6ReplyI had a college professor who absolutely would have handed something like this out as a pop quiz.
5ReplyWhy are there so many Mexicos?? The Mexicos are multiplying, you guys. We're about to be overrun.
5ReplyThis is fantastic
4ReplyClose enough.
4ReplyShouldn't have made a bunch of states rectangles then
3ReplyI like how it has both Arkansas and Arkansas
3ReplyAlmost perfect! Of course Akansas should be Nebrahoma. Rookie mistake, but great work otherwise! Gold star
3ReplyIt's like a stretch station wagon, you can do it, but why?
3ReplyCheckmate
2Reply"Texas"
Well that's a very generous description based on the current discourse of personal freedoms being violated
2ReplyYou missed Upper Peninsula north of Wisconsin.
2ReplyI'm surprised he only crammed one more state into the northeast. Easy opportunity to put a dozen lines pointed to one little dot-sized section
1ReplyDammit, get the Round-up. Ohio is multiplying.
1ReplyOld Hampshire!
1Replyyou forgot to fill this state in your answer /s
1ReplyI think we could make it easier for many by drawing a diagonal line from the top of Columbia on the west coast to Louisiana in the south east and just label the whole area "Old Mexico".
Then when people start yelling at you go back to where you came from or learn to speak American they can return to Europe where their ancestors were born...
1ReplyWith all of the new red states this map would create, we might as well just rename the country Trumpistan.
1ReplyUtah...i can see your junk
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