I love how it just expands and expands so much you can't even tell what the look on his face is anymore.
36Me want bite.
20Me want plant corndog delight
11Absolute banger of a song
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Yeah, that's not the edible part.
16Mmmm, nature's corn dog.
13Me want plant corn dog delight!
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Yes because sausage on a stick just grows wild out in nature.
13To be fair, tons of delicious foods do just that.
17Technically speaking sausage also just grows out in the wild in the form of a wild hog.
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When I was a little kid those things grew everywhere. we called them cottontails. we never put them in our mouths. we tore them apart with our hands.
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8Good way to choke, but carry on.
7A warning, not an instruction manual 😔
6What an idiot. Pick them when the stem is green and let it dry on a rack. Leaving it near the water causes it to fragment and shatter, as he now knows.
6I had a dog that would do this
4This is the adult version of the kid that ate the dandelion.
3But dandelion greens are actually edible. Reed has no edible parts.
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