Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post
Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post
That would be such a flex. You're driving through the desert with you tank full of water and people around you are dying of dehydration.
92A fridge company transport a metric ton of ice through the Sahara as a publicity stunt. Fun video
spoiler
The water was contained with asbestos but they also transported medice and salted fish.
7Driving around in a hot tub!
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When this tank gets hit by a shell:
Why is there smoke coming out of your tank, Seymour?
Oh ho, no! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed tanks we're having! Mmm, steamed tanks!
89Wait, so a shell hits a tank and it superheats the air inside? Is that real?
11Only if you're trying to prepare an unforgettable luncheon and are within view of the Aurora Borealis. /ncd
The water would heat up and boil slowly and eventually if there was a fire occuring on the outside of the tank.
If it is hit in an area which causes the tank's armaments to explode into the crew cabin then yes you would have a Russian Instant Pot...
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can drink the water
As a tank maintainer, this is the least credible part of the post.
59Is it though? Technically, they can drink the water, but nobody said it would be a good experience to do so
20✅ Can drink the water.
❎ Should drink the water.
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Don’t die of spall, but die extra quick of shockwaves transmitted through water.
43Simple solution: we'll have a fishtank, but filled with air. Put it in the watertank to make the watertank mk. 2: the airwatertank tank
22Love it. Here's $5 billion dollars and a years supply of cocaine. I need these operational stat! Question, will more cocaine speed up or slow down the production? Fuck it, here's more cocaine.
24Better: Spaced armor, except instead of air, its water.
2A tank designed by Bill Wurtz.
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put some weighted (i.e. neutrally buoyant) ballpit balls in the water to disperse the shockwave.
5Make the hatch a spout and put a cope cage on top.
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42And the British version will be able to make tea much easier.
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A fish tank, if you will
37Love the emotional support fish
27Welcome to Marines. Literally.
25Water doesn’t compress. The tank operators don’t need their internal organs, right?
22Just leave the hatch open a little bit.
26Gotta keep it sealed though if you don't want all those until-recently-internal organs to slosh out.
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Throw on a few water hammer arrestors from the hardware store, problem solved.
14Isn't that good? It sounds like it's creating a shield? I'm pretty sure I'm right, I say ship it.
11ship it.
Only if it deploys other tanks. Otherwise you'd boat it.
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Let's not get bogged down in details, alright? We can work out the smaller kinks over time.
10Functional internal organs? What kind of credible defense bullshit is that? GTFO
5From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine
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We don't need emotional support fish, we need tank operator fish
20the loader dolphin project was a failure
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I'm not like an army guy, but I did get to ride around in a tank once, and based on that experience I'm in favor of this idea.
Everything was very hot inside the tank, the water will help with that a lot.
17Eventually the water is just gonna start getting to boiling temperature and no one will notice because of the frog thing.
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And you get a hot tub from all of the heat! Awesome!
17Stand aside Pierre Sprey!
The Fighter Plane Mafia has nothing on...
... The CDRMittens Reverse Land Submarine War Philosopher Crew!
16I know smth about this is fucking dumb, but no clue what. The added weight? The impracticality?
15Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, you man the guns and I’ll drive.
14That was a let down to say the least
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Inertia will be a bitch tho
14As a fun fact, tanks were really called that way because the British didn't want the Germans to know what was being deployed in WW1 on the continental frontline.
12You know what's denser than water and still liquid(ish) . . . concrete
Well, until it hardens that is. /s
6Rust.
6Heavy.
4gas turbine go brrrr
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heard of distilled water? or zinc-coating shit?
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The only problem i have with this is that this is technically happening (just inside tge amor)
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