Nice parenting tip
Nice parenting tip
Nice parenting tip
I just told my kids where the presents are, and that they are more than welcome to ruin Christmas for themselves if they wanted to.
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly-polly fish heads
Eat them up, yum.
Oh they’re getting a puppy!! Oh wait… no!
Its "thrm" so they are getting 2 puppies!
I think it is a crime that you did not include a link to the post. It's on the fediverse, it's not that hard to find
https://thecanadian.social/@MostlyHarmless/111600193418142700
I like to think I'm somewhat of an investigator myself.
"Want an actual parenting tip? Start talking to your baby like their a normal person very early on. Talking to them like they're a baby just makes them act like a baby."
First I have to buy my kids presents and now I have to feed them too?? What's next?
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MostlyHarmless, @MostlyHarmless@thecanadian. …
Pro parenting tip: If your kids keep finding the presents you've hidden, put them in the attic. Don't forget to feed them while they're up there.
Ah, the old !lemmaroo 😂
Hold my third-party clients, I'm going in
Isn't there supposed to be a link to... somewhere? I never found out where it went, but I remember there were links...
tried starting this at the height of the switch and got berated for it
Berated?? Why?! It's just having a bit of fun 😂