I had that dog as my interviewer too, but I made the wrong decision.
When I got the to interview, I immediately remindend him that when I saw him on the street, I said “Sorry I can’t feed you, I have a job interview so that I can get food. You should pull yourself up by your own bootstraps and get an interview so you too can get some food.” And he said “Yes, I took your advice and arrived here first and got the job you were going to interview for, so you’re fired.”
103Yesterday me and my interview candidate went out for a walk during the interview. We came across a starving dog and I realized it was time for a test for my candidate. I asked him, "What would you do with this starving dog to keep profits high?" And then he kicked the dog into the path of a car! Blood and guts and fur everywhere! I smiled and said, "Right answer! You're hired. But next time make sure you don't get any on your boss, ha ha!" And he laughed too, "ha ha!"
And that's how you hustle.
62Not accurate at all. You need a lot more paragraph, even better if you cut them every 2 sentences, and emoji at the end and beginning of every sentences.
40This really makes you think.
23About dogs in my case.
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I like how this was posted on LinkedIn.
18If we cut out the context of that anecdote we get something resembling those weird recovered Sumerian jokes.
17For anyone else wanting to know more about 3000+ year old humor, please check out Irving Finkel on YouTube. He's hilarious, intelligent, spunky and keeps his talks interesting. I can kill an hour listening to him before I realize it.
One example: https://youtu.be/hDA6oIiQS4E
12Just came back to say thanks for this link. Fairly sure I'm heading down a deep rabbit hole.
Also, ancient humor doesn't seem to have had much subtlety, but some of the ideas are timeless -
"An envious landlord sees how happy his tenants are.
So he evicts them all."
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/538490/worlds-oldest-jokebook
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They used to give us drivel made-up stories like this at church. Feed a beggar who comes to your house, and later you find out it was Jesus and now you're eternally blessed. 🫤 yeah that seems sweet and all but I clearly remember one instance when one of our naive church members fell for something like this in the real world and the beggar turned out to be a scam artist.
And that's why we modern jaded people don't do nice things for others anymore.
But if it was a literal dog on the road? sure :-) dogs aren't commonly as manipulative and scoundrely as humans can be.
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Why was there no body? Is the dog a murderer? Or the interviewee?
11Dog was buried above a murder victim.
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Somebody could make a great dystopian movie using LinkedIn posts as a basis for the script.
10Wait, there are LinkedIn influencers??
….what is a LinkedIn influencer?
1https://youtu.be/e1ejN6hlfsM?si=n7FL2yKSDQCrZ9aa
Never judge a book by its cover.
1Great. Just when I thought the shitty “nobody” meme was dying, it evolves and makes even less sense.
-3If it makes you feel any better, I found the post, and it's 2 years old lol
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