2y ago

Why don't we have AI Dashiell Hammett write a detective novel and then have AI John Huston direct AI Humphrey Bogart in that bastard?

I for one will watch the AI hell out of that thing!

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Pmfao I thought they were all guys named AL
Then I realized it’s not Albert Humphrey Bogart
- Dude I spent a good minute like.. Because their names are all Al? I am surprised I never knew Humphrey was his middle name... Why does anyone think that's a clever shower thought?
No. I want to VR the detectives role and interact with Mary Astor, Sydney Greenstreet & Peter Lorre. Problem is I’ll almost certainly wind up Mary’s patsy at the end, and it’ll be my neck in the noose in SingSing
Dude it’s coming soon. I can’t wait for more Frasier and I don’t mean reboot with old ass Kelsey and nobody else to play off of, I mean more Frasier.
Like more season 1 if I want. Side stories. Adventures of Bulldog. Fuckin surprise zombie apocalypse version of Frasier. Zombie Eddie, then Frasier and Daphne hiding the carcass so Martin doesn’t get upset at seeing him zombified. Later on Niles looks down into the vase they hid him in and shoots Frasier a look. “Not a word” Frasier warns him.
I’m gonna watch so much AI-generated Frasier. This is gonna be gay space communism, so there won’t be any copyright crap to worry about. Just a fresh episode of Frasier every night for the rest of my life so I can die happy.
- I like the cut of your jib.
Soon.
I'm sure posthumous CG will be one of the first ways civilization becomes inured to the uncanny valley, and I don't believe it'll be that long before something like this formula is created. Patience, grasshoppa.
- To promote acceptance of hologram AR people, we’ll be required to project an AR CGI version of each person over their actual image in our day to day view. It removes the unfair advantage that corporeal persons have over digital persons in terms of job applications, dating app profiles, and doordash routing battle esports charities.
  
  Uh... I think you jest?

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