Carbonara
48Reminds of the “This isn’t well done, this is congratulations” meme
27memes are meant to be shared, not alluded to without context or punchline
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In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron cooked, in secret, a Master penne to control all others. And into this pasta he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all hangover cuisine.
21Three breadsticks were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine breadsticks were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire carbohydrates.
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I've done this before. I lied down and fell asleep and woke up to the smoke alarm. Took a picture and a week for the smell to leave 👍
14Crunchy tho??
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The exact color of the bottom of my steaming pot last night. That's the last time I let it run out of water :/
5Glow red??
4Oh no I didn't see that before 😅 just the blackness lol
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well, now you got a smoked version of whatever you were trying to steam.
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