Hate to be that guy, but the icing on frosted Pop Tarts contains gelatin derived from bones, hooves, tendons, ligaments, etc., making it not vegetarian.
42I kinda hope this was a happy accident and OP didn't plan this lol
7That makes it not vegan but last time I checked, vegetarians only steer clear of meat, not all animal products. It's like veganism, but less obsessive.
-1It's actually one of those things that varies for each person, how extreme they are with vegetarian. They might avoid anything that contains geletain including gummies or certain medications because it requires an animal byproduct to make.
Eggs and dairy are not part of an animal carcass. You don't have to kill an animal to enjoy it.
Vegans believe using animals for any food (or maybe even product) is wrong so they avoid eggs, milk, dairy, etc. Or maybe it's they are vegan in that they only eat eggs or whatever from their own free range chickens. Some vegans won't get vaccines if they contain egg protein.
Basically often both diets are often moral choices so there can be as much variety to how restrictive or serious it is just like any human will have variety in their morals details even if there is overlap on general idea (ffs just look at Christianity)
And oh there are people who are vegetarian just because they don't like the taste or texture of meat!
Sorry for the ramble I found this really interesting when I became friends with people who have different diets. It's interesting how much variety they can have.
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You've missed off the sausage roll, you absolute savage.
40Looks American. It's also got the American blanketed pigs and corn dogs.
This picture annoys me because I expected some classic beige foods like a sausage roll, pork pie or scotch egg after the Wellington.
Instead we get these abortions.
15Toad in the hole! Where is toad in the hole? Its whatever that pigs in a blanket thing is supposed to be, thats a pigs in duvets anyway.
6instead we get these abortions.
We Americans can't even get abortions to save our lives. Literally.
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Fig roll as well tbh
13Damn, you're good.
6That sounds like the real vegetarian option
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dont u ever talk shit about corn dogs again
27Yeah, and kids parties? That shits at like state fairs and amusement parks and always there is your freezer.
6Cottage pie can be made with anything else really, not explicitly beef, but shepherd's pie should exclusively be lamb - it's in the name.
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OK, we'll talk shit about cornhole dogs.
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I feel like tamales should be part of this. Even pupusas
23I see your point, but tamales are traditionally wrapped in corn husks or banana leaves. The covering is also not baked or fried onto a tamale.
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Where calzone?
20They are all calzones: https://cuberule.com/
18Thanks for the info!
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Hotpockets and Poptarts but
No pasties. The wayward topless dancer daughter.
No (Chicken) Pot Pie. The stoner draft dodger uncle.
No shepherds pie. The religious freak, mashed potato brained uncle.
17A true shepherd's pie is made with lamb and cottage pie is the one that is made with beef.
4Well i chose correctly then. Yay.
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A wonderful history of calzone subtypes.
16Wait, what the fuck do Americans think pigs in a blanket is?
15Here it refers to hot dogs rolled in croissant dough and baked.
12Not proper croissant dough, this comes in a can and would make a French baker angry. So it's real easy to wrap the weenies in.
Don't forget about those little weenies that come in a can, sometimes we wrap those in shame dough too.
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It amazes me that American's are still trying to make this a thing.
They've not only "invented" the sausage roll, they named it after a staple part of a Christmas dinner. It's two simultaneous kicks in the face.
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Whoever drew this has never seen a beef wellington before. That's a whole loaf of bread with a slab of beef stuffed in it.
14No. It looks like a giant twinkie with a slab of beef in it
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Your pigs-in-blankets are incorrect.
10They forgot one.
BEEF BURRITO - The stoner that just chills on the couch, until the burritos or weed is gone, whichever comes first. (Date of origin undetermined)
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Fucking pop tarts lmao
9Chicken cordon Bleu, the rich uncle who no one ever sees anymore
9Please refer to the community name. This is a checks notes shitpost - I'm not here to post factually accurate information
8Ho Hos: the free spirit aunt who worked as a go go dancer in the ‘60s to fund her hippy lifestyle
6That's not a pig in blanket, pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in bacon.
2Gordon Ramsey's favorite family
2Kibbeh the Oriental cousin
2so many missed opportunities to create an actual family tree with more great foods, thrown away just for the sake of making rage bait by including a pastry in the Wellington family
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