10 mo. ago • 100%

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Sent this to my English wife who spent all weekend cooking for us all, wish me luck fam

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- Come on, don't leave us hanging. What happened?
  
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  He died
  
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- not for the EU
  
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There's already so much plastic in my body, why shouldn't I eat the Legos?

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- Sharp corners.
  
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  I'm not swallowing them whole. I have teeth. 😬 <- see? lol
  
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- Because you'll eventually have to poop them.
  
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  That’s the best part!
  
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Br*tain is such an awful country 🤮🤮🤮

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- Speaking as a Brit - the country is fine, it's the British who are awful
  
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  Specifically the Tories.
  
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- And what paradise do you live?
  
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  i bet he's french lol
  
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  The US, a better country than Br*tain in most ways <3
  
  Your culture is as boring as can be, your food trash, your politicians even more authoritarian and pro-surveillance than ours, your environment completely overtaken by cities and farms without an inch of the unspoiled wild remaining.
  
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I know some people can be very very stupid, but I can't imagine anyone being stupid enough to eat a piece of British food.

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- *eat
  
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  Thanks. Fixed.
  
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We live in a world where we have to repeat to some people over and over again: "The Joker is NOT a role model".

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- ok?
  
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- so?
  
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Ironic you're posting this at Christmas time, since a British Christmas dinner is a gift from God himself that mankind is unworthy to enjoy.

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- lemmy.world mfs go crazy lmfao
  
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All British people should be put on an island

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Should say American food since most of it is actual poison and the UK regulates carcinogens in their food unlike the FDA in the US...

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- br*tish ppl found my post 🤢
  
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  Actually I'm American. Just able to critically think and see how disgusting it is that our gov cares more about lobbiest money than the people. Idk why it seems you can't fathom someone from America being critical of it lol.
  
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British is a nationality it encompasses English, Welsh, Scottish and Northern Irish.

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- ok?
  
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- Wales doesn't exactly have fantastic food and Scotland's food is all deep fried. As a W*lsh "person" I will admit that england has the best food on the island.
  
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I wonder what country OP is from...

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- bro is angy
  
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I sometimes wonder if we shouldn't remove the guard rails of life... For a little while. Just long enough to thin the heard a bit

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