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produnis @discuss.tchncs.de

2y ago

Musk patent

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Perhaps he should just buy Meta.
- And drive it to the ground like he's doing with Twitter? One can only hope.
- I lol'd
- I still want to see that MMA fight. And I don’t even watch that kind of shit.

This guy made his money from SLAVERY
- what?
  
  I think they are either refering to child labor in cobalt mines, which was used for Tesla power elements, or to his father's emerald mines. There's no evidence of direct people-owning slavery in either case, still a lot of shady and immoral (and probably illegal) practices to earn money in both of them.
  
  His parents owned an emerald mine during apartheid where the working conditions for miners (all black, of course) could accurately be described as slavery. He was literally walking around with emeralds in his pockets like some fucked up little prince.
  Anyway, that's how he got his startup capital.

Why does Musk look so much like disgraced former Doctor Andrew Wakefield?
- Maybe they use the same plastic surgeon/hair plug guy?
- I can imagine Musk also paying children to be allowed to extract their bodily fluids at a birthday party, though Musk would be trying to steal their youth for himself rather than using it to sell snake oil.

I mean there was even a Movie about how Zuck likes to get his business ideas from other people. Elmo should've watched it. Not that it hits the wrong person tho.
- Elmo has his own way of doing things. He throws fat stacks at smart people to make great things, and then take credit by saying it was his idea. The reason Twitter is failing is because there's no smart guy to throw money at, so the only trick in his book doesn't work anymore.
  
  He worked hard to get rid of all smart guys who previously worked on Twitter. It was an astonishing move for someone who definitely has managed tech companies before.

What doesn't make sense are the idiots who keep defending him, even though there is no discernable gain for them.
- Sunk cost.
  Surely their Tesla will drive itself, any day now.
  
  But but.....what about trip to Mars????? 😱😱😱😂
  
  Next year (tm).
- That's called Liberalism. You defend Musk because one day you might become a super billionaire too.

We shouldn’t give a single fuck of this things .
- You mean we should close our eyes on the dirty deeds of billionaires?
  Feel free to live in a cave.
  I won’t.
  
  Not at all. But internet is overloaded with their shit. Is like watching the sun constantly and burning your eyes. Live goes far beyond of these creepers

This guy is so weak!

Elone invented writing words on the internet. If you write words on the internet you owe Elone a royalty payment of $8 a month.

Musk is a moron that's about as smart as any moron that's a moron that's been given vast sums for cash from their father's African emerald mine.

I call for a memorandum on Musk business ideas.
- I call for calling that a moratorium.
  
  Good one!

PRAISE BE L. Ron Husk, the operatingest thetan!

Mmm a Musky Meme.

Who gives a shit?

So tired of hearing about Musk.

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