Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa's milk. That milk?
69Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa
60Mrs Claus?
44Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.
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Santa's a busy, modern man. He's probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.
18VERY NSFW
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Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer...
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Please refrain from milking the Santa. The Santa is in a committed relationship and Mrs. Santa would take the helpers and the entire North Pole if she found out.
27oh, i thought it was a the office reference
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12I feel like the original name is good enough, Unicum, the universal cum that everybody likes.
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No malk? How am I supposed to get my daily recommended source of vitamin R?
15Santa is coming to town :3
12Capitalism breeds innovation
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9I get they were going for a carton shape, but that looks basically impossible to clean.
7Por que no los dos
3In case Santa is bulimic?
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-3Santa survives all year on the calories he eats in a single day. Let the fat man be jolly.
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2Wait, I thought men could produce milk.
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