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“Metallicock” I feel like they missed this opportunity.
10ReplyMetal up your ass
4ReplyTetsuo approves 👍
3ReplyHeavy metal rectum poisoning inevitable.
2ReplySteely Dan
1ReplyThat seems totally workable. Spin it, and you have artificial gravity. You can be in fact riding a Spinning Space Dick.
1ReplyI’d judge anyone who wears this out in public.
-2ReplyBy judge, do you mean how far down the metal dick they can go?
2ReplyNo, just the lack of social awareness that someone must have to think that’s ok for wearing in public.
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