Fellow landchads of Lemmy. Don't you hate when this happens?
Fellow landchads of Lemmy. Don't you hate when this happens?
Look, I’m just setting my rent according to an analysis of the current market rate for similar properties.
Yes, that analysis is provided by the same company that does estimates for the other properties.
No, I’ve never heard of “price fixing”. Look, your avocado toast is super expensive and it’s cuz the government gave you $600 three years ago so PAY MY MORTGAGE ALREADY YOU EASILY REPLACEABLE COW IN A PEN.
100There is no price fixing, if you dont like it, go build your own house, this is free market
Edit: everyone taking my comment serious is 11/10
-56Clearly they must be giving out free land in good places to live (near were all the jobs are), free materials and free time over there.
It's either that or that house you mention is supposed to be made out of opinions and built in fantasy la-la-land, as it's only how the materials and places to put it in would be endless and free.
31He took the bait boys, get'im
3There’s several layers of ignorance to this comment
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god, that must be so traumatizing for that landlord. landlords have it so hard these days 🥺
84Yeah! Do you know some people don't even tip anymore? Like what happened to the common decency in America?
16I already had to go to therapy after reading this post. No problem, I'll just increase the rent to compensate
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I bet she didn't even tip.
62She only tipped the chair. Typical.
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One must bring the water to a boil slowly. Now how are you going to have your mortgage paid for? Looks like youll need to delay your Vail ski trip or, heaven forbid, combine it with your Aspen trip
61Goodness, I can't imagine only ONE vacation per year! Buy a single family home and rent it at twice the cost of the mortgage to make ends meet. It's hard work not doing anything all year!
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Perhaps this single mother should've tried just getting a better job, or just simply work a second hell why not even a third. Sounds like lazyness to me.
57Single moms these days need to start pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. What I would do if my rent was tripled, is just reduce my avocado toast intake by 30% and go on a nice vacation with all the additional money I saved up.
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Hopefully she didn't damage the ceiling fan with the rope.
44I hope she didn't drip all over the carpet!
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Sad! She couldn't stop buying avocados and Starbucks I guess. Well at least now that's she's gone you can charge double to the next tenant.
40buying avocados will kill you
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Single Mother
One Corpse....
Sounds like you just got yourself at least one free child laborer
31Selling off the organs seems like it would be less annoying then dealing with a child longer term.
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Should sue her estate for loss of income and emotional trauma.
31"Your honor, she never tipped me even once!"
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If you can't afford bread, just eat the rich
17Jesus
15This man is definitely not Jesus
17He is written to be Republican Jesus
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6Unfortunately this glitch was patched recently after Jeff's assa- I mean suicide
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Good news kids! Your mom killing herself in here wrecked the property value so I can lower your rent!
5"But I won't."
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The landlord's here to visit
They're blasting disco down below...3A landlord getting their ass off of the couch? I'll believe it when I see it
3I am fed up with my building. Selling it
1Ya gotta do yourself in by the most property damaging means, that way the landlord really feels it where it counts when it comes to cleanup and repair.
1“Based landlords” hate this one weird trick!
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