I worry about you people and your weak bowels.
28the blood isn't even that dark red!
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The word "bootyhole" always kills me.
Anus? Nah. Butthole? Nah. Asshole? Definitely not.
"Bootyhole" hits different.
18Yeah, the meme itself made me laugh out loud, but I almost didn't save it because the word "bootyhole" gives me the creeps...
(Not to judge OP, or anyone who uses the word, this is a me problem)
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I need to know where you got that awesome picture for my cosmic horror TTRPG sessions lol
15This seems to be the source
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Can someone explain why coffee does that? I've not been able to find an explanation while being on the toilet at work.
12Here is a good article that explains it. Interestingly coffee promotes the urge to poop in at least one-third of the population and tends to impact women more than men.
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/why-does-coffee-make-you-poop#TOC_TITLE_HDR_2
Research has shown that caffeine makes the colon 60% more active than water and 23% more active than decaf coffee.
21Caffeine is a laxative.
13Only coffee does this to me though. It's got to be a combination of things. I know coffee is higher in caffeine than most other drinks, but I sometimes take a caffeine pill, which is even higher, and it has never caused the coffee shits.
21I drink decaf and it still has the same effect for me.
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The smell is enough for me in the morning!
4I wish coffee affected my anus. Nicotine deffo does. But not caffeine.
23K breakfast
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Have you tried cleaning your coffee machine?
2Fiber
2Coffee just makes some people poop. I am among those peoples. It’s also a diuretic.
2I'm currently trying to wean myself off caffeine. It's been ... difficult.
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