I was framed for assassinating a politician and sent to Rura Penthe. Gowron got me $5,000!
25$5,000
Surely you mean 5000 slips gold-pressed latinum?
4It's an extraordinary example of Hodgkin's Law of parallel planetary development that the Ferengi symbol for "bars of gold pressed latinum" is also the ancient Earth dollar sign.
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sent to Rura Penthe
I have good news and bad news for you.
The good news is: Since you now live at Rura Penthe, Gowron Law can represent you for your new Mesothelioma suit.
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If you have been wrongly executed, please call 1-800-555-GOWRON
20My ex filled the holodeck with Tribbles, leading to severe injuries of a sensitive nature by both holodeck malfunctions and the Tribbles.
An evil Lincoln was involved, though. Do I still have a case?
16Do I still have a case?
We actually have a class action suit for that very thing. Let me DM you the details.
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Gowron was killed while he was still chancellor. They're just using his image for advertising purposes, but you'll never get to meet him, and he won't go to court with/for you.
Ch'Pok had a more modest practice, but he'll represent you personally.
13My father was once falsely accused of being a bak'targ. Calling Gowron Law helped restore honour to my house. 35/9 great service.
11Transporter buffer imprisonment
This is a horrifying concept and you bet I would send a Klingon law team after someone for that.
Console explosion
Do they have experience/success with suing The Federation? I heard they recently added Borg parts to all their ships - seems reckless to me.
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