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Born to shit... Forced to wipe 😓

I bought bidets for the house during the COVID toilet paper lunacy and it's likely the best personal hygiene investment I've ever made. I still get upset when I have to poop somewhere that doesn't have a bidet.

This is why I pay free range chickens to peck the shit off my asshole. It keeps them out of the factory farms, reduces water use, provides the chicken a fair day wage for a fair day of work, and keeps my butthole squeaky clean.

Yeah people are weird about bidets. They're obviously a great invention

There are some people.....

'stream of water' is wrong characterization, it's about a power-washing jet -- blast off those poo particles

I like the extremely narrow opinion held by whoever took the original screenshot, judging from their use of the agree/disagree buttons. They believe that some form of washing is necessary, but only the exact amount of a bidet— using soap is too much. A very specific middle ground.

All I’m seeing is someone who upvotes what they agree with and downvotes what they disagree with lol

I just dump a liter of bleach in the upper deck and remove the seat. Nothing cleans you up better than a good swirl.

Or just dont shit simple.

I got one after a surgery because I couldn’t touch my butthole without screaming. And I still thought they were weird. Now I can’t stand it if one isn’t available. Fwiw, if you are a relatively clean pooper the toilet paper is mainly for drying off.

Hello fellow Jerboa user!

Open source Lemmy clients ftw!

I have a high pressure water system at the ready. Remember: if it isn't peeling skin off flesh, it's not effective enough.

I don't think I'm going to smell anyone's asshole in a nearby future and I pray you don't either, friend.

Wipe until clean, spray your anus with water, just get the job done and shower often.

Who wants to tell them wet wipes exist?

@dessalines lemmy.ml down?

but genuinely he has a bit about this. toilet habits are oddly politically important

My old flatmate would shower after every. single. shit. Which was fine in the afternoon/evening. But we got up for work at the same time, and he'd take 20mins in the shower plus 10-15 pooping. Which meant I'd have to be up an hour earlier than I needed to be to be able to poop in the morning.....

can bidet fanatics just leave people alone? im sure they are better, not everyone has the money or time to install one. also, i have a feeling they just dont know how to wipe properly.