Trump Calls for ‘Giant Dome’ to Protect the US ‘From a Hostile Source’

hahahaah someone clearly used the words 'israel iron dome' in his presence, and this is the result.

what a fucking idiot.

Trump criticized sending "billions of dollars out of the countries so they can build a dome, but we don’t have a dome ourselves."

"We’re going to have the greatest dome ever," he continued.

It astounds me that anyone is willing to vote for someone this stupid. It's not an act. He is legitimately stupid. That's been on full display this past fucking decade.

We'll say it yet again: This isn't an act, folks. He really is this stupid.

Why are Republicans in general so damned afraid of everything?

The Simpsons movie is getting a remake?

As impenetrable as the dome protecting trump and republicans from reality.

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...sooo how's that wall going?

Seems like that'd be the first step in building a dome, but the best we could do was a couple of stretches of fence. I'm sure it'll be fine - Trump is a man of his word after all.

I genuinely view conservatism as a mental illness at this point.

the reason magas love the guy? he speaks fluent moron.

He... he knows that Israel's "Iron Dome" isn't LITERALLY a dome, right? Like the Iron Curtain wasn't ACTUALLY a curtain.

You know, when I watch, uh, our guys operate those things, it’s unbelievable. Missile coming in, missile coming in. These geniuses sit down. Most of them are, you know, they’re from MIT. But they sit down, bing bing bing bing, boom, ph-sheee. It’s gone. It’s amazing. I think we could use, do you like that? I mean, isn’t that better than giving other countries billions of dollars? Billions. We’re going to get billions of dollars out of the countries and so they can build a dome, but we don’t have a dome ourselves. We’re going to have the greatest dome ever.

He's clearly not talking about a literal physical dome.

Clickbait.

He went full Burns.

And he'll make the aliens pay for it.

Can't wait for the maga folks to defend this saying things like "he didn't mean that"

It would basically pay for itself, with the savings from not having to nuke the hurricanes.

My life experience tells me we will never agree on a thermostat setting.

I swear I made this joke in 2016.

Does he not understand or care that the Patriots we're giving to Ukraine ARE a dome that does what he's talking about?

Its like a wall but for the sky, I am a very successful wall builder, some might even say the best.

Let's face it, they replaced Trump's brain with ChatGPT alpha internal dev version, where the trainee set the wrong parameters.

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Domes would totally protect us from all of of the government drones that have been flying around for the past couple hundred million years or so. Also turbines and cats. I like cats.

What about some kind of curtain? Make it with something strong like iron?

Ok Davros, calm yer tits before you go suggesting we genetically mutate our whole race into a bunch of hateful squids in tin cans trying to EXTERMINATE the rest of the universe. 😒

This is not The Simpsons Movie nor Crysis 3.

Dumb "Dome" Donny... an entire book of nicknames is waiting to be published.

"We’re going to have the greatest dome ever," he continued.

I swear, this guy talks like a seven-year-old child. Guess that's what his supporters understand.

My planned d&d setting that took place in a country on the brink of invasion that turns to a magical dome for protection and the fallout from the total isolation from that decision feels a lot less fun now.

And voting Democrat protects us from Trump's neurosyphilis!

We are living in the worst timeline

The orange idiot probably thought this was a documentary:

At this point he is just watching series and movies and stealing all the weird things thinking no one has seen it and it is a good idea.

This looser did not even manage to build a wall at the Mexican border (and failed to make the Mexicans pay for it). And now he wants to build a f-ing dome?

Imagine thinking the U.S. doesn’t already have one hell of an anti-missile defense system. No one has launched a rocket at the U.S., but if they did, that shit would absolutely get intercepted

Giant dome over Mar a lago, his TV room in the White House, and the nearest McDonalds. That's what he means.

Simpson's did it.

An artistic representation of the concept, courtesy of the Simpsons

As an added bonus, it should solve climate change concerns as well.

"From a Hostile Source"? Like who for example? Most likely places to launch nukes are North Korea or Russia (his buddies), even then they wouldn't risk losing their own power, so I'm assuming he's talking about China, because I'm sure he'd never badmouth his best friends 4ever club of dictators. I'm sure he even looks up to Xi as well, but he needs some kind of bogeyman to get his base riled up over.

Maybe if Trump is placed outside of said dome.

Show the video, not this voiceover bollocks

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What a tool.

How does he think he can visit Vlad with a giant dome blocking his way?

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surely it will end up being a small poorly constructed silo with PIG CRAP painted on the side of it

Great plan. Then we can close the curtains to stop global warming. Right?

Bring on the AMERICUBE !

It’s Freudian slip isn’t it? He said “Giant Dick” didn’t he?

He really wants a “giant dick” to protect him.

Daddy issues.

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