10 mo. ago • 95%

My Bardbarian

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Girl, you're so beautiful you could be a waitress.
Or a part time model.

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- But you'd probably have to keep your normal job
  
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  Spending part of your time modeling.
  And part of your time next to meeeeeeeee
  
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Coward. The damage is done, missed the chance at higher still glory.

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Why do guys like this always have half their face cut off in their profile picture?

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I worked with a dude years ago in retail that legit did this on purpose to around four women we worked with. It didn't work well for him.

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- It is not enough to be loved. One must be preferred.
  
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Dude heard "shoot your shot" and took Manyshot.

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I didn't get it

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- If I understand it right:
  
  Bardbarian
  
  Bard = he's got game
  
  (Bar)barian = he's still not very bright (adding a handful of chicks you wanna flirt with to a single chat...yeah, not a good idea lol)
  
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  Ah cool, thanks! 😂
  
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- Guess you didn't make the cut.
  
  Doesn't sound like you missed out on much 🤷
  
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Finally, actual numbers to put some context around the phrase "it's a numbers game". 40 is clearly too many; one of you try this with 39 people and report back. Citizen science!

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