This guy has never heard of quantum ducks
26Schrödinger's Duck
6Came here to write this... Man you're good.
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What you didn't know is that the universe is mostly ducks. Dark matter? More like duck matter!
16Duck Tales? More like Everything Tales!
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What about half a duck?
15How crispy we talking?
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Is a single cell within a duck a duck or is it itself not a duck?
13Yes.
7Inclusive or gets them every time.
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- Hot Dog
- Not Hot Dog
11What about parts of a hot dog?
What if I ate a hot dog?
You wouldn't claim a hot dog is not a hot dog anymore after I took a bite, right?
If parts of a hot dog are a hot dog, when do they become non-hotdog in my intestines?
1If a hot dog is no longer a hot dog after you take a bite, what is it? It's still a sandwich consisting of a sausage in a bun; you're just masticating now.
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Came here to make the same joke. Am not disappoint.
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platypus
11Is a picture of a duck a duck?
Is the life of a duck a duck?
Is your perception of a duck a duck?
9Now this is science.
8This is where the science begins
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On the internet, no one can tell you're a duck.
8What about some sorta duck-goose hybrid?
6It depends on your definition of duck
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What about a platypus? It could be considered part/half-duck. Or even duck-like!
5Makes sense to me
5Fewer than 5% of adult cats have a driver's license.
5There's a linear algebra joke that can complement this one and goes like this:
Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck, but almost everything that is not a duck, if examined very closely or in really short time intervals, it behaves as a duck and you can apply duck methods to it.
5Platypus?
5Heretic! How dare you!?
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Hey buddy, you ever here of a loon?
4Very strong Law of the Excluded Mallard vibes here.
Aren't you forgetting Goduck's Incompleteness Theorem?
4Mathematical constructivists hate this meme
4More like law of excluded middle amirite?
4Schrödinger would like a word
4Just because we can't know if something is a duck or not, doesn't mean there are other possibilities.
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The fun thing about the existence of infinity is that there is an infinite number of possible points on the line between “duck” and “not duck”
4wrong. duck fetus
4What about a fertilized but unhatched duck egg? That's kinda both a duck and not a duck.
I think you'd consider a roast duck a duck, but what about a duck drumstick? Would you say that's not a duck? If so, how much of the roast duck needs to be connected for it to be a duck?
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3Since this is indeed a binary system, every part of "Duck" is also "Duck". So a duck salad is not duck, bit the meat in it is "duck".
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Infinity is only a concept, nothing is infinite.
3Oh? Nothing is infinite? What about the universe? Sure it ends somewhere. But not for long.
Oh, also, my hatred for myself is pretty infinite.
1Even hating yourself is finite when you have enough hatred
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everything is a bucket
3My goodness, is it 4:30? I'm supposed to be having a back, sack and crack.
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1There’s more
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Except muscovies. They are both duck and not duck.
2Well when you put it that way...
2If a duck was about to hit his head on something, how would you warn him?
"Hey duck!" ?
2They are called ducks because they duck.
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You may see a duck, but Stanley sees a bucket.
2Surely you mean a ducket?
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What about the cells the form the wall around the heart of the duck? Is that a duck?
2They are duck
Not individual ducks but a collective duck
4No they are not a duck, they are the cells of a duck.
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no way
2No way, a space duck!
2Quack!
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Oh, so that's what duck-typing means!
1Ducking A!
1What about the duck-non-duck hybrids ?
1Ok Howard...
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