He also objects to crosswalks.

But Jesus drove a Honda.

"For I do no speak of my own Accord"

Guess road rage would make him a little cross?

jesus would totally be a rabid car hater, they're everything the bible says is sinful

like do you think a pickup truck fits through the eye of a needle?

Jesus take the reins

Jesus could be heard yelling "It's GREEN! What were you born in sin!? Move!"

Not everybody knows how to do everything! Driving isn’t the only thing!

If Jesus got the wheel I don't think he'd want to come back to life.

we need a Christ on a heist community