If you're ever a victim of these crimes, make sure to dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.
James Bond is actually a time lord. It explains why he changes how he looks every few movies. This is backed up by the fact that Timothy Dalton played a time lord once in Doctor Who.
Spending hours with a bunch of ladies and possibly touching them in intimate locations.
vs
Spending hours with a bunch of guys and possibly touching them in intimate locations. Then showing with them.
Yeah, dance is way gayer.
Doctor Who, Bob's Burgers, Futurama, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Rick and Morty, Solar Opposites, King of the Hill, Archer
I'm sure there's more.
To me, a baby is often a poop butt because of the diaper. Teenagers are often shit asses because they're rebelling.
I assume they take it to another toilet or a compost pile. Maybe they need a fecal transplant and don't have health insurance.
As someone from Maine, I wish articles would specify Oregon in their titles when mentioning Portland. I mean it was named after ours.
A little too real for work, huh? 😂
My first thought: "Princess Diana was a real person."
Derp
Holy motherforking shirtballs... someone stole my post idea!
Poop, pee, and in a pinch: hand washing and hydration.
Because he was born into a stable home.
It is advised to brush your teeth at least twice a day, but when? Just before bed is a gimme because you're about to lie mostly still for 6+ hours. Best to not leave food particles to fester.
What's the best time for an earlier brushing? After breakfast? After lunch? After work/school?
Plus, what's up with TV and movies having breakfast scenes where they get up and head right out the door? Did they already brush and now they're going to leave food to fester all day? Eww.
Wife and I decided to do another watch through before the new episodes. The 7 year old caught a couple and now he's hooked. His favorites to quote are Bender and Zoidberg. It's especially cute when he goes "wub wub wub!" At the grocery store. I'm so proud.