1 yr. ago • 98%

built different

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While it's commonly believed that Dan Crenshaw wears an eye patch because he lost one eye to an IED in Afghanistan, it's much more likely he uses it to adapt more easily to changing lighting conditions when going below deck.

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- He is waaAy too establishment to be a pirate.
  
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- Aye sea what you did there...
  
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- Is he gay? I kind of always assumed he was since most extreme conservatives are just in the closet doms.
  
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  You don't have to be gay to be dominant
  
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Guys like this are the kind of guys that end up shooting kids out of fear.

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- Cops?
  
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  The venn diagram is a circle
  
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- That could apply to both these douchers
  
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  I was referring to "I can take isis on myself" hard man Leon.
  
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  Is there something wrong with the navy guy specifically or are you just not a fan of most military people in general? I've never heard of him so idk.
  
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"an improvised explosive device" is admittedly a pretty fun thing to call "jerking off into my own face and hitting myself in the eye and being too self-conscious about it to go to medical until it got infected"

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- Dude's got corrosive nuts
  
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  Baby I'm about to blow, quickly roll for initiative.
  
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  Like the old Navy saying goes, "Jizz like a xenomorph bleeds."
  
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- “You talk a lot of shit for someone in cumshot range” would therefore be the best comeback
  
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IRL anime protagonist

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I still cant believe Pete Davidson had to apologize to this guy on SNL.

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You know what? Send him, see what happens

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- Worst case scenario, we lose an armchair warrior.
  
  Best case scenario? He joins isis and weakens their ranks.
  
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Every narcissist thinks they're different. They only makes themselves more similar to each other than normal people would be.

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i thought fuckface lost his eye after it got fucked out of his eye socket.

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- The brave, brave mujahideen
  
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Fuck Dan Crenshaw

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You know that Hasan guy had quite a different story on how this fella lost his eye.

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- Didn't he accidentally shoot himself while drunk and fucking around with a gun or was that the oathkeepers guy?
  
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  Yeah, that's the oath keepers guy who was arrested, not the Texas rep who deserves to be arrested.
  
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- I’m quite curious what this story is
  
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They're not like the other girls

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is this the original? Is this where “rip to _ but I’m different” comes from?

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skill issue

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Built different, blow up different

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Look! Another murderer who lost an eye!

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holy shit

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Oh, Twitter cunt with an engorged ego from 3000 years ago, I hope you're suffering now. RIP to you but your not different

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