1 yr. ago • 92%

"I can't possibly, I need surgery!" but also...

Next-level cringe from (checks notes) the richest man in the world. 🙄

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Mfer is making zuck seem human and reasonable.

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- This might help achieve the opposite.
  
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- Do you think? I feel like it just tipped back in the other direction. Reading the DM exchange it's at least clear Zuckerberg has autism, which I was aware of before but hadn't really thought about.
  
  Or shall I put it, Musk seems human and unreasonable, Zuckerberg seems inhuman and overly reasonable. With apologies to the autistic community.
  
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I thought it was clear that Elon has the mindset of a middle schooler. Case in point are the Tesla models S3XY.

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- "space sex"
  
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I can't believe I'm rooting for Mark Zuckerberg to kill a man on camera.

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- I think we're about to see the incarnation of Celebrity Deathmatch!
  
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The same cowardly talk. “I’d totally beat you up if I didn’t have [random issue I created] in the way!”

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Stop giving this douche attention.

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- You are on a community called "enoughmuskspam" I'm not sure what you expected lol it's designed to take jabs at him. It's literally only posts involving Elon Musk. Just block the community.
  
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  Ffs sake. My bad. Still getting used to lemmy and keep getting my feed spammed with stuff not for me. Amusing my comment got so many up votes in here though. I'm outta here!
  
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- Yes, cause Lemmy not talking about him is going to make him go away.
  
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Does he wanna fight Zuck privately without recordings so he can claim he won no matter what? Or does he wanna sneak in a razor blade or something?

Either way, I think it's hilarious that these two are so desperate for attention while being universally hated that they're like "Wait, commoners! What if we killed each other? Would you like us then?"

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- Is Zuck really desperate for attention? Especially in comparison to Musk?
  
  Zuck just cares about getting as much money as possible, disregarding who he will hurt in the process, but Musk is also that but he also is an attention whore on top of that
  
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  I mean, Zuckerberg has also been practising martial arts for a while now and has entered competitions. I don't think he's doing it for attention... Once you get the fighting bug, you want to compete more and more to push yourself to be better.
  
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  Zuck is just calling his bluff. Takes one to know one and he knows Elon is just talking shit
  
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- "Wait, commoners! What if we killed each other? Would you like us then?"
  
  I can't see it hurting....
  
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What a pathetic person. It's wild how anyone can "make it" here.

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- Anyone who's parents own a emerald mine or whatever
  
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Zuck needs to show up at Twitter HQ with a referee and a posse of cameras streaming to Threads

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Starting to wonder if this is some sort of early onset dementia...

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- Nope, just the run of the mill narcissist psychosis we've been witnessing for a while
  
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- It's just proof of the fact that we're living in a hyper-advanced The Onion News simulation. Only reasonable explanation of the last few years.
  
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Winner has to donate 75% of current assets to charity.

Loser has donate 75% of current assets and 90% of future assets.

The world would actually win this way...

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Who. Fucking. Cares.

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Actually that's quite funny. Everything up to this point, not at all.

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yes muskiboi is a weak piece of shit. whats new?

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Ugh. I hate how he thinks this is oh so funny.

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I thought he is no longer the richest? After Twitter tanked

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