You know what? Santos was pretty funny and was representative of the absurdity of our failing systems and the gullibility of the American people.
Also, I love the palpable irony of a member of Congress being expelled by other members of Congress for dishonesty and misrepresenting themselves.
Fuck it, him and pizza. He might have a few more laughs at his expense to give.
Also, I'm guessing McConnell didn't make the list because he's technically undead at this point.
64Sorry, pizza and tacos, but I have to stay on guard to make sure the others don't escape.
35Of course you save the pizza and tacos. The others can save themselves by pulling themselves out by the bootstraps.
30I'd skip the saving and just spend my time kicking Trump in the balls.
27Lol even if I could save all of them I'd still only take the pizza and tacos
25#3, the tacos and #9, the pizza.
#8 is actually Santos and he tried to fool me.
16O I would rescue two humans. No one knows I have them after right? RIGHT??
15Bruh
9Seriously, I'd pick any two of 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, or 9. Only so that I could have the satisfaction of running them back into the burning building.
7The taco's and pizza never hurt anyone, or lied...I think the choice is clear.
6Why save anyone? I don't want to be the next Henry Tandey.
6Now let's do "Fuck, Marry, Kill" with the same group!
5Santos! Get the pizza! I'll get the tacos!
5"Ron DeSoytis isn't real, he can't hurt you"
Ron DeSoytis:
4At first I didn't notice the tac9s and was worried if I'd get bitched at for choosing pizza twice.
4Obviously George Santos and the tacos.
4This is the first time I've thought about Tucker in months. In a way I'm glad, because it reminded me that he's not often in my life anymore, but if we could all just stop mentioning him until he fades completely that would be great.
4I pick pizza and tacos!
3I bet they ordered terrible pizza and tacos, light sauce with extra American cheese and carne asada sub unseasoned beef, extra lettuce. So I’ll save the doorknobs.
2#3 because I love Mexican food and #1 because McCarthy loves to bottom. #8 is a close third.
1Which one of them has a lethal food allergy? I want to celebrate my pizza/taco with them.
1Wait, is 3 an 8 our reward?
16 and 7. Those two are doing more damage to the GOP than any of the tankies on this site could ever hope to do
1the middle one actually has some money.. just sayin
1I know this is all fun and games and to be taken in jest, so I understand the stick in the mud reply. However, I think people deserve to live. Choosing to save objects over people shows we (the collective we, not specifically the ones replying) are no better than conservatives who prioritize objects and money over lives. I'd like to think I'd help whomever is nearest/most injured/in most need of help etc. in the situation, just like if it was any other arbitrary group of people. My standards shouldn't change just because they wouldn't do the same for me, my conscience would still feel guilty even if theirs wouldn't.
0Sigh.
The youngest ones are still humans, even though I’d be happier with just saving the pizza.
-42 and 3
-46 + 7 and hate fuck them both
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