What is this "retirement" you speak of?
Oooh! The period where they put us all out on an ice flow when we become too old to work!
99You think we will still have ice?!
83Seriously! Someone’s failing their mental aptitude test!
23I always thought the "ice floes" was just figurative, but apparently there actually used to be ice there! TIL~!
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Might just be autocorrect landing on the more commonly-used word but if you're interested, a floe is a sheet of floating ice. Sounds the same as flow but they are different things.
16Til! Thanks
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Hah, you have a point.
8Too old to work under current technology? Don't worry your years on ice will not be in vain as we will awaken you as soon as the technology is available to get you back to work. You got to pay off that cryo stasis debt you didn't ask for after all.
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"retirement"
51I thought we were just all working until we die to feed the stock market.
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10Who do we call the enemy? My children, my children Who do we call the enemy? Who do we call the enemy? The enemy is poverty And the wall keeps out the enemy And we build the wall to keep us free That's why we build the wall We build the wall to keep us free4*Who do we call the enemy? My children, my children Who do we call the enemy?
Who do we call the enemy? The enemy is poverty And the wall keeps out the enemy And we build the wall to keep us free That's why we build the wall We build the wall to keep us free*
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I also like her other, similar comic which is about a dog.
(And she has a lot of other great comics too! https://sarahcandersen.com/)
49Yes, I love that one! She is great, love just browsing through her stuff.
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Im hoping retirement homes will have lan parties
49If it happens, you guys are getting pwned
xxGubussySlayerxx: Are you hacking or is that Parkinsons27G-maCookieHacker: You must have cataracts if you think that was a hack.
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Yeah Ian's a fuckin animal, man
11Underrated joke
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Once I'm retired, maybe I can finally finish my backlog of 2000+ games on Steam
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Oh Lord he comin'.
33"She's hallucinating now"
13:nods sadly:
"the end is close, I think"
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Lawd*
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As a millennial this made me laugh far to much.
33This got me good.
3That moment when you laugh so hard you cry
3As a millennial... too... me too
I'm sorry, but not sorry
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I am gone.
12Where'd u go
1Ootl
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I call my car big chonk from time to time
9When the doctor doesn't know anything about slang.
5No worries, by then Latin is replaced by Equally Dead Internet Language as a prerequisite to become a doctor.
14"I am a doctor, I have a PhD in ancient memeology"
3Ah! the good old cycle of replacing the old with a new thing! Only so we know who is hip like us. Only then can they be doctors like us 🧐 * gumball-sophisticated-laugh.wav *
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Fucking love it
3lol
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