1 yr. ago • 98%

Won't catch me

18 comments

I bet someone will think this is true!

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- But the internet said it was true mate
  
  21
  
  Internet spokesperson here. That picture is actually antifa propaganda for cutting off men's tiny rubbery penises in order to achieve the leftist agenda.
  
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- What?! Is this fake? Did I just fuck up my car for no reason?
  
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  Spooks can't chase you if there's never a chase
  
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- Well, oil-cooled computers are a thing lol.
  
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Looks like a lil dick sticking out of the wheel

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- Fellas, is it gay to drive a car? I mean, you're basically riding four tiny dicks every time you jump into a car.
  
  20
  
  Imagine the stick shifters
  
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  yes, and it's not only if you're driving a $1000gas/month, triple-wide extended club cab Ford 78500-50 with a 9' front end and raised tires.
  
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- I thought it looked familiar.
  
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- So are you giving them a blowjob every time you pump them up?
  
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  Nah, you’re playing to their inflation fetish.
  
  9
- You mean average sized?
  
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Don't forget to remove the square pedal under the driver's seat. It's put there by the manufacturers to limit your speed in a bid to get more of your money by artificially making other of their models seem faster

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All the more reason to get run-flats. Spike strips can't stop them.

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