Dumbo is violating the laws of physics. Where are the cops? How shall i report him?

You don't report violation of physics to cops, you report it to physician!

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Dumbo should be able to fly. Its ears are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. Dumbo, of course, flies anyway. Because Dumbo doesn't care what you think is impossible.

But you might need to report him to the wizard's council for unauthorized use of a magic feather.

And doing it in plane sight too!

He is too dumb to understand basic physics guys.

He's not black enough apparently