There was this amazing satirical subreddit just for alcoholic DUI memes called booze cruisers or some shit and it was filled with stuff like this, seriously one of my favorite subs of all time the content was pure gold. Also sad because some people were probably serious in that sub lol.
It was also one of my favourites. The thing is, we weren't actually getting drunk to run over pedestrians. We just tried to prove that drunk drivers cause less accidents then our sober counterparts.