Trump Promises to Present an ‘Irrefutable REPORT’ Within the Next Week That Will Exonerate Him and Prove 2020 Georgia Vote Was ‘Rigged’ [UPDATED]

Right after he unveils his healthcare plan and right after infrastructure week.

He'll present nothing and his supporters will forget about this announcement.

Anyone else remember when the my pillow guy had a 3 day event where he was gonna present his evidence of this? That was pretty fun. Hopefully this lives up to the hype and is even more wild and embarrassing than that one.

This man is fucking exhausting. I am tired just listening to his bullshit lmao how his supporters still have the energy to support him is beyond me

When Donald Trump first claimed the election was rigged. The Republican led Michigan state legislature, prior to deciding electors, invited him and his cabinent to present their evidence at an open session of their legislature; with the implications that if indeed there was legitimate evidence of widespread fraud in the state of Michigan they would use their Constitutional right to choose electors to modify who they sent to Congress.

Trump didn't show, he didn't send a representative he sent zero evidence. He was 100% hot air then, he's 100% hot air now.

I got 5 bucks that says he just discovered AI can write a report for you.

Trump:

Step 1: Announce report that will exonerate me.

Step 2: Work on coming up with some bullshit. Hmm this is harder than I thought.

Step 3: Fail.

Step 4: Blame judges and liberals.

He might be running a little late.

We are still waiting on the report that would fix the US healthcare system within weeks of him entering the White House 6 years ago. I think he also claimed to have a plan for world peace. Probably had something to do with just giving up and handing everything over to Putin, probably. Who knows. We never got that one either.

Said the liar:

A Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable REPORT on the Presidential Election Fraud which took place in Georgia is almost complete & will be presented by me at a major News Conference at 11:00 A.M. on Monday of next week in Bedminster, New Jersey. Based on the results of this CONCLUSIVE Report, all charges should be dropped against me & others – There will be a complete EXONERATION! They never went after those that Rigged the Election. They only went after those that fought to find the RIGGERS!

Oh, good. I was beginning to think maybe it was all false hype. Glad he's finally gonna show us how it happened. /s

It warmed my heart that the author worked in the Four Seasons Total Landscaping stunt. Hahaha. What a joke. How anyone took their side seriously after that embarrassment is beyond me. Some people are very stupid.

Is this report coming before or after the healthcare plan Trump repeatedly said he was going to release in the next two weeks?

It's always 'we'll show our evidence next week' with these traitors.

Like all this evidence he failed to present in court the last how many times?

He is just a notorious liar. Nothing more.

Trump next week: "The dog ate my irrefutable evidence!"

This is just a play to get his rubes to give him more money. Doesn't matter what he says or shows, lots of morons will go e him cash that he'll funnel right into his lawyers pockets. Like so many other things, this is a play for cash and time. Keep giving red meat to the base and they'll keep lining his pockets

Yeah bruv and I'll gladly pay you on Monday for a hamburger today.

As a time traveler, I just came back from the future, and he didn't present Shit!

Ahh yes, the thing he repeatedly could not prove in Court, will now be irrefutably proven with some "report".

He promised a Healthcare plan by the end of August, 2020.

It'll be drawn in red crayon and include just a circle around Mississippi, which I'd imagine he probably believes to be Georgia.

If this existed he would have presented it by now.

My Pillow guy is on the case!

He's had three years, and still needs another week? Yea, okay.

Uh huh, and later he'll claim he can't present the report because he's been silenced by whichever judge or prosecutor he's most pissed off at that day. If only his First Amendment rights weren't being violated, he could clear this all up!

Wait… you mean he’s STILL saying the thing that got him indicted? My god he’s fucking stupid.

Is this like his health care plan that was always two weeks away from being published?

"I've got irrefutable evidence that the election was stolen."

"Dope! Bring it to court. If you're right, they can overturn the fraud and if you're lying there will be consequences."

"No thanks! I'll stick to my bespoke twitter clone where I can't actually accomplish anything but no one can hold me responsible for my actions."

He’s not even rolled out infrastructure week yet. He’ll get to the proof, really soon too.

Then he can tell it to judge.

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"Irrefutable"

This is nothing more than theater to keep his willfully ignorant base engaged, donating, and committed to voting for him even if he's in prison.

If he had such a report, he'd have published it long ago. So that means it doesn't exist yet. If he does produce anything, it will be unfinished and unintelligible.

How his supporters don't see him as the grifter he is by now, I will never understand.

It's a piece of paper that says "no, yu!"

He will release this just after he releases his taxes.

Can you just shut up already grandpa.

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I thought we were going to get all the evidence 3 years ago. Or was that his own DOJ saying there weren't any materially significant voting irregularities? Honestly, it's hard to keep up anymore.

I bet I can refute it.

"They only went after those that fought to find the RIGGERS!"

Oh, so close to saying what he actually feels...

In Trump's dyspeptic liver of a brain "irrefutable" simply means bigly.

I can't wait to see this.

He’ll have a big press conference with a table of “files” which are just empty papers in folders and say “here it is folks, this totally exonerates me, I’ve presented the report”

And then all the hogs will spew “BUT HE PRESENTED THE REPORT ON TV FOR EVERYONE TO SEE” and then they will do Jan 6th again

Didn’t we already get that information, from the grand jury in Georgia? I suppose it’s not “irrefutable proof” of election fraud but they make a good case for it

A promise to produce an "Irrefutable REPORT" is self-breaking as it's likely not possible to produce such a report about any subject, let alone one about the subject matter promised.

EDIT: There's a reason why "not guilty" and "reasonable doubt" exist as concepts in law. It's very difficult to 100% prove that something happened, only that there was a high certainty that that's what occurred, and it's 100% impossible to prove a negative.

losers are gonna whine

Sure. Label it as Defense Exhibit 1 at your trial. Just file it at the clerk's window like everyone else does

That fucking image of Rudy has my sides in orbit.

This is going to be a big delay tactic. He can try to insist that all of his "evidence" gets investigated before any of charges move forward thereby delaying the trial and allowing him to continue to run for president.

Also, I'm no legal expert so correct me if I'm wrong (I probably am).....but if he had such evidence, wouldn't he have been required to share it already in the form of "discovery"

The other option is that he's going to use this to try to begin a full on armed conflict between his supporters and everyone else.

Wasn't he supposed to bring out all of the proof yesterday?

This is gonna be a good year for popcorn farmers.

It’s going to come out right after his health plan.

Heres the scene" "It's a long way to the top" by AC-DC plays to a modtly empty room. Trump trundles out, duck walking. Gets to the mic, pulls out a doctored birth certificate of Obama's Nigerian birth certificate. Trump points to the "crowd" warbles a triumphant howl of victory. His girdle bursts, he shits himself. "YMCA" by the village people plays, Trump does his half dance, half double masturbation thing off the stage. the camera pans left to see Rudy Giuliani 's election.

He's going to publish it along with his health care plan

Kemp has said that he would support Trump if he wins the 2024 Republican presidential nomination

Wtf is wrong with these people.

Did his investigation team finally come back from Hawaii proving that Obama is not a US citizen? Or are we still waiting on that?

sure, jan 🤷‍♂️

Respond with nothing but laughter.

Popcorn's healthy, right? I'm eating a lot of it lately.

don't give him free PR

The biggest conspiracy of our time, more that half of voters were in on it!

I still find it funny he's trying to claim he was just having a moment, it was a perfect call. I honestly feel like Trump made some numbers up and no one could stop him.

Hahahahahahaha, looking forward to it. It's gonna be a folder with a piece of paper in it and the paper is gonna have "i r inosint" scribbled in crayon.

Of course he will... Can't wait t see him show himself at the jail with hat "proof" which likely will be nothing more than some badly written conspiracy theory riddles with spelling errors and plot holes.

It'll be written in ALL CAPS with a sharpie too I bet!

The true victims of this theatrics remain unchanged from the very beginning: Americans. What a fucking joke this has become. Need more popcorn.