I once thought I had snuck a small one out at the supermarket. I realised it was evil and slid away. A family came up the stairs from the car park right into it. Amid wailing and bashing of teeth from the teenagers, I heard the dad say, “that’s a stink bomb, you can tell by the smell.”
One of the proudest moments of my life.
25Worse try a body odor cloud, not fun
Edit: fix my crappy spelling, make sure my odor is in order
9I hope the body is in order
3:) fixed
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You walked into your own fart, rookie mistake
6Walks to desk, farts.
Sits down.
Wtf.
6No u
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You just breathe through your mouth for the next 30 seconds and everything's fine.
6The nose is designed to catch stuff out it the air. I'm not gonna free base shit particles. Also I'm not gonna walk around the grocery store breathing through my mouth like an animal
13But... we are animals.
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Then you taste it instead.
6Absolutely not
4It's a solution to a problem you have no control over.
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They really should call a fart code in aisle 3 and have someone clean that up fast. As Long as that sucker lingers there no one is buying anything in that aisle.
6Ah, yes. The colon section.
5
5It must be that spice aisle you're smelling. Hehe
5Jeff the Killer: Bikini Bottom Edition
3Really? Not the cosmetic section?
2Try transit. Where farts last for two days.
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