I work in a warehouse surrounded by Europeans. What are some British insults I can teach them?
I work in a warehouse surrounded by Europeans. What are some British insults I can teach them?
I've already ran the gamut on jokes about Dicks.
Everything in Blackadder
Once they've got that, move on to Malcolm Tucker level insults
8ReplyTried to explain why 'Bob' was funny to them last week and they weren't having any of it.
3ReplyJeremy Clarkson (RIP) once talked through the humour of Bob with Rowan Atkinson. It was a good explanation.
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Wanker is solid. Ballbag, a personal favourite Bellend, but you may have that already. Shitebag, Scottish one Useless as a chocolate teapot
8ReplyI was in Malaysia once and a got chatting to a guy who didn't have the best English. He asked me for another way to say "I'm only joking" and I taught him to say "I'm only having a giraffe", which he managed in broken English ("Having a jee raff") I hope one day he says that to an Englishman and confuses him thoroughly.
5ReplyI'm having a Steffi. I'm having a bubble.
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Fuckwit is a traditional insult that I have found is often quickly taken into new arrivals hearts. My guess is, this is because it unites two words with very old IndoEuropean roots.
5ReplyNumpty, plonker, twat, div, pratt
4ReplySmeghead Or cockwomble.
4Reply"Cockwomble" definitely gives off the impression of having looked up how to sound like a Brit on the internet! Big fan of smeghead though.
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4ReplyMy personal favourite is "blithering idiot".
4ReplyIntroduce them to the Muppets.
The use of "You Muppet(s)!" is one of my favourites.
(It effectively means "Adorable/endearing idiot")
4ReplyI feel like if Peter Capaldi called me a Muppet I would not take it as "adorable" and more like "twat".
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I hope to get a British person to call me a knob one day.
3ReplyGood luck with that, you bellend.
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- Spanner - idiot
- Weapon - idiot
- Muppet - idiot
- Nesh - wimp/soft
- Snide - Nasty/Evil/Cunt
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