Jinkies!

Don’t know why she’s worried. It’s just the owner of the local amusement park in a mask.

Oh I'm into this! Just think...

Instead of: "Game over, man, game over!" It's: "Jinkies, this situation appears to be quite unsolvable!"

Instead of: "They mostly come at night... mostly." It's: "My observations indicate increased activity during nocturnal hours... predominantly."

Instead of: "Get away from her, you bitch!" It's: "I strongly suggest you distance yourself from her, you nefarious character!"