Be free. Be unreachable.

Are those nettles?

I hope you don’t die from mosquito bites.

Where is my Desk? - dwight

I'm not free. I'm trapped in social scenarios where being honest means getting in trouble and for no good reason. I'll never find myself because all I can see of myself is how I have to deal with so much unreasonable shit that shouldn't exist in a rational world.

Found poison ivy instead

Does it have internet?

This would have been relaxing IF THERE WAS POWER.

I'm just a few years from retirement and I can't wait to get lost, but maybe not this lost.

Mac Classic II to the rescue

Too late I have already installed outlook on my phone

This is the guy sending those emails.

The original tweet had a much better follow-through, I feel.

Where's the meme