Ketchup alignment

Fuck, this is my kid...

Where’s the one where you suck ketchup straight from the packet and then toss some fries in your mouth?

Where's mixed with mayo on the chart?

Ketchup is a disgusting condiment loaded with sugar.

Where is "putting some fries in your mouth, then squeezing ketchup into your mouth"?

True neutral.

True Neutral gang

Where are the Aussie tomato sauce squeeze packs in this situation?

That's funny because I'm a CG on other charts as well.

Also hilarious you couldn't find a picture of ketchup soaked fries but you could find a picture of ketchup in a hand?

Anger those weirdly elitist hotdog council people by putting it on a hotdog you're having the fries with

A new challenger appears

TN unless the fries are shitty, in which case LN.

Using a ketchup packet to apply on the toothbrush, cover your entire teeth with ketchup, and then eat fries.

No ketchup. Only chili.

The eldritch entities beyond time and space: Fries with ice cream

If 'ketchup on hand' is chaotic evil, then what the hell is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHbIznu8aF8

Pure evil ..... drinking ketchup straight from the bottle and chasing it with a few fries

I feel like these alignment jokes are by definition a stretch. There's always a couple good ones, some OK ones, and some terrible ones. The terrible ones ruin the whole thing for me. It would be better to have a reduced set or find another way to present the good ones I think.

Ketchup is disgusting and doesn't belong on fries.

Mayo is the way.

Excuse me. Chaotic evil is us mayo folk.

Rip the top off the packet and dip individual fries in the packet.

What about if you get a bowl of ketchup and drizzle the fries on top?

My best friends Mexican wife put ketchup on a fucking taco tonight. I am offended. Lmao

Strictly ketchup? TN.

Any sauce? Usually LN with Dutch chip sauce or mayonnaise.

Nice one.

I've recently learned to use the packets to apply to the fry just before I put it in my mouth. Makes it so there is always the same amount applied to the fry. Pretty nice actually

Just use the entire ketchup packet as a handy snack; you know, like a savory Gushers candy

Mayo man

That's good. So she doesn't pick at your fries.

Where does ketchup on the wall fit?

Lawful evil

If I'm riding in a car, I'll tear open the ketchup packet, and dip a fry in it. Other times, I might squeeze the ketchup out onto each fry as I eat them-- only when using those refillable bottles with the narrow nozzle.

I've literally done every single one of these, so im thinking that's true chaotic neutral on my part...

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If I see you with kepchup on hand I'll ape out

Right there with raw onion, pickle relish and garlic mayonnaise.

Condiments are not to touch the fries until the chosen time. I would rather have ketchup in my hand than on top. Whether ketchup or mayo, it should be on the side. I can always dip a fry. I can't Un-dip a fry.

Imagine you ordered delivery and the cook decided you wanted the ketchup how they like it, and 45 minutes after they came out of the fryer, a large man named Shannon riled up your dogs at 10pm, handed you a soggy box of luke warm, limp, sagging, already dressed potato sticks.

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