Trump Brags He 'Aced' Cognitive Test, Correctly Identified a Whale

He's been talking about these tests for years now. This means he either gets them regularly, or got it once and keeps thinking he just took the test last week. Neither scenario gives me confidence in his mental ability.

My grandmother with Alzheimer's passed those clinical tests long after she had already asked us to take away her keys because she knew she wasn't safe to drive anymore. So yeah...

This has to be out of context bullshit. Someone running for president again can’t be that dense.

“The first questions are very easy, the last questions are much more difficult. Like a memory question,” Trump preened in the interview. “It’s like, you’ll go, ‘Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.’ So they’d say, ‘Could you repeat that.’ So I said, ‘Yeah. So it’s person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.’”

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING STUPID THIS MAN IS?

You can't 'ace' a cognitive test any more than you can 'ace' reading an eye chart. It's a diagnostic test. And from the sounds of things, he needs to take it again.

To be fair, a whale can easily be confused with a bowl of petunias.

You know if he's bragging about it he definitely didn't get that question right

“I think it was 35… 30 questions. And let me tell you, you know, they always show you the first one: a giraffe, a tiger or a whale. ‘Which one is the whale?'”

He's done this enough times that he knows the first one is always this question? How many cognitive tests has he completed? Did he pass the others?

It's also insane that the bar is this low. You recognize animal shapes, here are the keys to the nuclear stockpile, have fun.

He's always delivered word salads, but now appears to be more confused. He exhibits strange posturing/coordination with that weird fist pump thing that he tries to do. Ongoing reports of his odor suggests incontinence.

He might be able to whip up MAGA acolytes with angry invective, but he has dementia.

When does he start bragging that he kept the colors inside the lines when he crayoned the kids' menu?

Trump will never be able to convince me that he's not a fucking idiot. As evidence to support my position I'd like to cite everything he has ever said and done.

I love the fact that he thinks it good his doctor made him take a cognitive test.

"Went to the doctor... smart doctor. Ronny Jackson, ladies and gentlemen. Hes a smart guy guy. Told me Nikki Haley has something going with her head, after her collapsing after that speech and i said you know, maybe i should take a cognative test right now and he agreed. Let me tell you it was easy. Had to identify a whale, let me tell you looked like Rosie O'Donnell... what a despicable person. I need a presidential immunity because of the witch hunts. Victor Orbán wouldn't let this happen to him. Strong leader. Aced the cognative test and the concussion test after, too"

How many doctors quit before one would give him a passing grade? We've seen how he burns through lawyers.

Was the test a mirror?

"Dang'ol... gonna mumble paint chips mumble, mumble that Biden ... dang'ol DICTATOR. maga. THAT'S A WHALE!"

Doctors look at each other over a picture of an elephant.

"Very good, Sir. Next..."

But can he identify a dumbass insurrectionist? I think not!

Next, He will tell me he has fully read the little engine that could book.

correctly identified a whale

So... he looked in a mirror and went, "Yeah that is me"

This is a Chris Christie joke.

At the next possible opportunity, a journalist should ask him what the answers to those invented "advanced" questions are.

I mean, I know they won't, but they should.

Damn, that settles all of my fears.

This is the best summary I could come up with:

Donald Trump, who has a penchant for crowing about hoarding classified documents and the crowd size on Jan. 6, 2021, boasted about acing a basic cognitive test in his continued efforts to prove his self-proclaimed title of an “extremely stable genius.”

During a campaign stop in New Hampshire Wednesday night, the former president touted his ability to correctly identify animals of different shapes.

Spawning countless memes, the former president touted back in 2020 how well he had done on a 10-minute assessment designed to detect mild cognitive impairment (such as early-onset dementia) during an interview with Fox News.

As Trump supporters stood in the cold waiting for the ex-president to take the stage on Wednesday, the scene echoed his visit to the state just a day before in southern New Hampshire where fans waited in the snow for the presumptive Republican nominee.

Trump, who has achieved the feat of being the only (four-time) indicted former or current president, was charged for his efforts to overturn the 2020 election, which his own officials at the time claimed was the most secure in U.S. history.

As the former president prepared for legal proceedings in ongoing cases against him, Trump swooped a historic win in Iowa on Monday with 51 percent of the caucus vote, defeating former U.N.

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Meanwhile the sitting president talks about ice cream and garbled English. LMFAO.