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The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

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Good Guys, Bad Guys and explosions as far as the eye could see
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- And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
  
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  This is the ultimate showdown
  
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The third contender: the mighty embedded developer.

Why can't we see them?

They are embedded in the wall. 🥁

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- They are embedded in the GODDAMN WALLS!!
  
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Discretly look up at the corners of your ceiling and you might be able to spot a Web Developer.

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Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater.

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Backend developer for certain, owing to ponytail theory.

Shame the original wording is so 2005. And right-to-left, for some reason.

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- The height increase of the ponytail is intended to demonstrate dominance
  
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- I wear my ponytail so loose that my hair band frequently falls out.
  
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- Also uses ableist language.
  
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  I assume that's what was being referred to.
  
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- determining women's intelligence from their appearance ?
  
  that is a tad sexist :/
  
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  Men can have ponytails.
  
  Men's ponytails can look dumb.
  
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nice throwback with the title

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Yes.

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- technically correct is the best correct.
  
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Unrelated but the guy who made that animation makes mash up music and it fucking rules.

Neil Cicierega on YouTube

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Is that Jeremy Strong??

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- No Greg you fucking idiot, that’s Kendall Roy, the guy whose ass you need to be kissing - nay, making out with - every single day like the sun shines out of it and you have a vitamin D deficiency.
  
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  @BolexForSoup @Maven @Crackhappy what did I just read
  
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where's hackerman when we need him?

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- He hacked too much time again.
  
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Backend dev can cheat with a mirror.

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The UX designer!

Or at least he would get all of the praise!

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