Groomer Grover

"Who da fuck calls 'emselves Groper anyway?", Eddie from Cell Block B asked with disgust, "You a fuckin' pervert there, Bluey?"

"No, no, no! You don't understand! It's Grover! My name is Grover! I come from the groves!"

"Da groves, eh? Well Mikey says dey picked you up outside a pre-school."

"Oh, my! Word travels quickly in here..", Grover trailed off as he felt for his shiv, but it wasn't there.