Does this cute account also exist on Mastodon somewhere? Someone please help!
13If you do @handle@bird.makeup, you can follow them by proxy.
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I like to put crunch water in my water to make my water more water.
9I prefer adding powdered milk to my milk to get 50% more milk per milk
5I do this with my morning coffee when I hit snooze extra times. Just throw a spoonful of instant in my brewed coffee and drink 1 cup. Sometimes with 2 ice cubes so I can consume it quick. Depends how many times I hit snooze lol
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Are you Xzibit?
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s/crunch/cronch . Missed opportunity there.
2My mostly black dog likes to lie out in the direct sun during the summer for half an hour before coming inside and eating ice cubes at volumes higher than a jet plane taking off.
2aha! further proof that my dog is not, in fact, a dog!
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