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How Croissants are made

46 comments

This does not spark joy

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I wish it was that easy to make croissants

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- Are you sure you're making them correctly? Do you include the grub or are you trying to make some weird vegetarian version?
  
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Is this… a bug report?

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Knowing what else the French like to eat, this could in fact be real

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- Hey, a few snails are nothing compared to the disgusting shit the Chinese eat. And I’m not saying that to be racist. It’s purely a dietary horror I have for their revolting and cruel habits.
  
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  Mind elaborating?
  
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Meh, I'd still eat it... A really good croissant would be worth it

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- Protein is healthy for you.:-)
  
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I hate you

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Bullshit. The croissants are not fried, but baked in the oven.

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- American here who hadn’t realized just how much I could rhetorically love having a honey-glazed deep-fried croissant bucket in my life
  
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  Americans would cram pulled pork into that thing and wonder why they are having a heart attack.
  
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And when you cut it, you find out it was cake all along.

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Someone please tell me that maggot doesn't really exist.

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- That maggot doesn't really exist....any more
  
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  ಠ_ಠ
  
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- its real, that pic is from https://youtu.be/AFbu21AGSho?si=rGqV2XKj_1Gt2Ath its a hercules beetle
  
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  i hate this planet
  
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- Pretty sure that's a witchetty grub? I'm not Aussie so I can't say for sure.
  
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  Yeah does look like it also not Aussie
  
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they call it land shrimp

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Croissants are that good I dont think Id care.

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Aha, I'm not the only one who thought they look like bugs.

Still good eating.

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En tant que rançais, je valide que c'est véridique.

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On a fait des croisades pour moins que ça

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- C’est probablement de là qu’il tire son nom
  
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motherfucker just ruined my favorite pastry

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- Fuck, he just ruined my favorite bug!
  
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I wonder if you can substitute the milk/cream for this instincts. I heard they are suppose to be creamy.

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This is a bug planet.

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